Saturday, August 26, 2006
So very, very happy
After suffering through 8 months of indignity following the loss excruciating unlubricated anal rape of the Seattle Seahawks by NFL officials in Super Bowl XL, I've managed to recover, cope with what will likely be a lifelong grudge against the Steelers, and mentally prepare myself for another season of the greatest sport ever created: FOOTBALL, and I don't mean soccer. As usual, I'm preparing to do to the Columbia Ballers fantasy league what Genghis Khan did to northern China, Persia, and eastern Europe: kick some ass and universally rule. Prepare yourselves, bitches...it's RAZZIES TIME!!!
